Monthly Archives: March 2011
Things I Do Instead of Blogging
Things I have been doing in the month of March instead of blogging:
- Wet nursing, or as my friend calls it, “being a moo-cow”
- Reading other people’s blogs
- Watching as Baby E learns new words like “Stop!” –that one comes complete with finger wagging (wonder where he got that from?)
- Panicking about my continuing, long-term unemployment
- Putting off writing about mothering through a zombie apocalypse
- Wanting to write but feeling like I won’t be able to do so in any meaningful way
- Coming up with awesome ideas and then realizing I don’t currently have the means to implement them
- Rallying in support of Planned Parenthood
- Juggling an ever-expanding to-d0 list
- Letting Baby E sample foods I swore I wouldn’t expose him to intentionally
- Eating a lot of chocolate
- Taking lots of pictures
- Procrastinating
- Living through the peaks and valleys of marriage
- Failing to convince Baby E that brushing his teeth is a good thing
- Wondering if the universe has a warped sense of humour or just hates me sometimes
- Cursing at my printer because it keeps telling me there’s a paper jam despite all of my efforts to fix it
- Trying and failing to finish a book that I’ve had for a few months now
- Wanting to win the lottery
- Just saying, “F&*% it!” sometimes
